jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

Everyone calls me a witch, comparing me with her The victorious goddess smiles only at her, baby doll
My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

image

this one does

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: snails135)


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notsadjusttiredofthisplace:

Do you ever crave to be touched? Even in the most innocent way. I want someone to just hug me for a very long time or someone to lean against/ someone to lean on me. Maybe while sitting or laying next to someone just to have our legs, arms, or feet touching would be nice. I think that when you’re lonely for so long you constantly want to feel someone against you just as a constant reminder that you’re not alone.